Ladies! You’re madly in love with your girl. Obsessed with her. As a matter of fact, you get tongue tied around her and thoughts turn to mush. And all you want to do is tell her how you feel. But writing a poem, as romantic as it would be, is out of the question. So what do you do? Hire a lesbian, of course! That’s right! Hire a lesbian author to write a poem for you! This isn’t just a generic, cookie-cutter poem. I write customized poems based on details you share with me about you and her, what you adore most about her, how she specifically makes your day brighter, the ways you want to give her the world. When you place your order form a custom poem, you’ll answer a few questions that will help me shape your gift and personalize it.
Customized poems are also great gifts for your favorite lesbian couple getting married, moving in together, or celebrating their love years later!
FAQ:
Q - How do I get the poem?
A - I will send you a digital file that you can print or email.
Q - How long does it take to get my poem?
A - The typical turnaround time is one week. There are, however, options for the last minute gift needs. You can upgrade your purchase for 48 hour or 24 hour turnaround times.
Q - What if I don’t like it?
A - As with any commissioned, custom art piece, there’s always a chance it isn’t what you expected it to be in the end. For this reason, and to hopefully avoid that outcome, I ask a lot of questions on the order form, so that I can get to know as much as possible about you and your person or the two people you are ordering the gift for. The purchase price also includes one edit request (except for 24 and 48 hour requests due to time constraints).
Ladies! You’re madly in love with your girl. Obsessed with her. As a matter of fact, you get tongue tied around her and thoughts turn to mush. And all you want to do is tell her how you feel. But writing a poem, as romantic as it would be, is out of the question. So what do you do? Hire a lesbian, of course! That’s right! Hire a lesbian author to write a poem for you! This isn’t just a generic, cookie-cutter poem. I write customized poems based on details you share with me about you and her, what you adore most about her, how she specifically makes your day brighter, the ways you want to give her the world. When you place your order form a custom poem, you’ll answer a few questions that will help me shape your gift and personalize it.
Customized poems are also great gifts for your favorite lesbian couple getting married, moving in together, or celebrating their love years later!
FAQ:
Q - How do I get the poem?
A - I will send you a digital file that you can print or email.
Q - How long does it take to get my poem?
A - The typical turnaround time is one week. There are, however, options for the last minute gift needs. You can upgrade your purchase for 48 hour or 24 hour turnaround times.
Q - What if I don’t like it?
A - As with any commissioned, custom art piece, there’s always a chance it isn’t what you expected it to be in the end. For this reason, and to hopefully avoid that outcome, I ask a lot of questions on the order form, so that I can get to know as much as possible about you and your person or the two people you are ordering the gift for. The purchase price also includes one edit request (except for 24 and 48 hour requests due to time constraints).
